Tonight's Final Debate Drinking Game

by Lorraine Cink

Here are tonight's rules (enjoy your informed hangover tomorrow!):

Drink When You Hear:

“Bush”

“Bail out”
“Stock Market”
“evil”

someone speaks over their opponent
“my friends”
“fundamental”
“I’ll fight for you”
“raise taxes”
the name of any foreign country
“whip your you-know-what”
“Genocide”
“Change”
"Osama"

"track record"

"across the aisle"

Take a Shot if you hear:
"Bill Ayers"
"nailing Jell-o to the wall"
"ACORN"
Anyone mentions Obama/Osama ballot misprints
"Jeremiah Wright"
"that one"
“Yes we can!”
If a full on screaming match takes place-- take two shots and yell, "Take that bitch!"

Water Fall:
The whole time the moderator speaks! … Don’t worry, you can do it.

Good luck, America!