Monday, September 8, 2008

Weekend Election Review

by Michael Bouchard

As the Democratic and Republican conventions have both come to an end there has been endless media speculation over the 'bumps' that each convention and more importantly, each candidate, gave their respective parties. Here is a short summary of the leading polls and papers on the bumps of late.

The "Palin Bump' is reported to be having the greatest effect on pregnant teenagers.

The "McCain Bump" is scheduled to be removed saturday by his physician

A group of white supremacists are taking responsibility for the coming "Obama's bump" (off).

The "Biden Bump" is actually Joe Biden hiding from the press under a sheet.

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